Comforts

When the girl is home, I nap behind her in her office chair.  It's a warm place to nap, and I find she gives me plenty of room to stretch out.  It's very comfortable.

- Felicity

Teddy Bear

I have a routine.  I take a post-breakfast nap in the bed or behind the girl in her chair.  I like napping comfortably, and I just happened to get comfortable with the girl's teddy bear.

- Felicity

Life Is Good

I've had the girl to myself the past few weeks.  She's had to go to work sometimes and to rehearsals, but she hasn't gone out of town for more than a month.  Now if only I could get the boy to stop drinking all the beers and share more with me.

- Felicity

Drape

I like to sleep on the back of the couch.  It's very comfortable and I can keep the girl company while monitoring the boy.  Also he can't fart on me here.

- Felicity

Preventing Scurvy

I heard that pirates get scurvy if they don't have enough vitamin C.  The boy looks like a pirate when he doesn't shave.  I don't want to get scurvy because of him so I convinced the girl to let me kill and eat an orange.

- Felicity

Autumn

Autumn is here again.  It's the perfect time for me to catch up on the late summer naps I missed because the boy was busy smashing me or farting at me.

- Felicity

Nursing Doodle

The boy tried to make a trick at me.  I was snoozing on the couch and he put some dalmatian puppies on me so it looked like I was nursing them.  I woke up when he tried to take a picture.  I'll eat the babies and show him!

- Felicity